Sunday, March 29, 2009

Dept. of "I don't know what to say."

The WorldWideWeb brings us lots of good and interesting resources. I don't know if this one of them:
PersonRatings.com - Rate & Review Any Person
In brief, you can post a review of a person just like on others sites where you can review a restaurant, toaster, or book.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Earth Hour 2009

At 8:30PM tonight local time, a lot of folks are turning off their lights in support of Earth Hour 2009.
It's not only an opportunity to save energy and (perhaps the planet), but it will give us a chance to reacquaint ourselves with the night-time sky.
Then again, some other folks are saying we should turn on as many lights as possible.
Be sure to switch on every light in your home between 8:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. tonight as a way to protest this madness. 
We report. You decide who's the wingnut.

Since this is a blog about work, let's have a look at some jobs.

A few collected links regarding jobs.
10 Jobs You Didn’t Hear About On Career DayGong Farmer cleans toilets and gets to keep the spare change that he finds.
After five years, they give me a brush." on
Webmaster for world peace Best job title ever.
The 10 Best Jobs in America Today#7 is historian. A search for historian jobs on their web site, however, has 18 leads, not a lot.
The 10 Worst Jobs in America TodayHint: cue Monty Python Lumberjack Song on
Unskilled and Unaware of ItThere's a lot of research coming out that describes how we, consistently and confidently, overestimate our abilities.
Most people describe themselves as above average in abilities. The people who are most accurate in predicting their abilities are the ones who believe that they're not good at something.
Your Job When You Grow UpFrom Scott Adams's blog:

I was thinking of this recently while working with a Dilbert licensee. They make fluorescent light diffusers for your office ceiling, with images such as the sky with clouds, or Dilbert characters looking down at your cube. Very cool: www.skyscapes.biz

So I imagine 5-year old Timmy, when asked what he wants to do for a career, answering “When I grow up, I want to make fluorescent light diffusers with Dilbert characters. They are the perfect item for adding some visual relief to drab cubicle farms.”
Timmy would die a virgin.
Will Work for Praise: The Web's Free-Labor EconomyIncreasingly, web sites are relying on unpaid staff because writers are
  1. so vain that they'll do almost anything to get their names out there
  2. they're desperate (or naïve) enough to think that this will lead to a paying gig.

And, of course, on some days, neither you nor your appliances should work at all. For those days, your appliances can have Sabbath Mode.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Morning stock report


It's good to see the EMC is doing fairly well. It's an important part of our regional economy, employing approximately 9,000 employees in Massachusetts.
Nevertheless, Google, all-wise, all-knowing, saw fit to dump the announcement of EMC's annual meetinginto my Gmail Spam folder.

Crime in suburbia

Holden

Monday, March 16

12:38 p.m. Student at high school walked out because he's mad at school, came to PD to make phone call
1:18 p.m. Suspicious person in car in lot at Big Y
2:14 p.m. License found in street
7:40 p.m. Dog thrown from motor vehicle; taken to vet
8:03 p.m. Caller reports someone hit her dog and took it to vet

Tuesday, March 17

2:54 a.m. Large stone in travel lane on Rte. 31; it rolled off hill; DPW informed
1:10 p.m. Suspicious motor vehicle on Quinapoxet St., truck with two occupants; placing flyers in mailboxes

Wednesday, March 18

1:01 p.m. Suspicious person at business on Main St.

9:40 a.m. Well-being check on Wachusett St.
11:30 a.m. Arrest: [name-and-address withheld], disturbing a school assembly

5:18 p.m. Fire department personnel investigating illegal burn on Putnam Lane confronted by homeowner and friend who was drunk and became confrontational

Thursday, March 19

5:50 a.m. Party hit dog on Glenwood St.


1:47 p.m. Tree/log in road on Reservoir St.
4:00 p.m. Site manager for Walgreens reports local carpenters' union will be picketing in front of building; asking for extra patrols

Friday, March 20

4:40 a.m. Party on Boulder Hill Rd. delivering papers
7:48 a.m. Unruly kids reported waiting for bus on Reservoir St.; kids throwing rocks and harassing other children
10:07 a.m. Dead animal on Shrewsbury St.
7:48 p.m. Walk-in concerned about e-Bay transaction
8:10 p.m. Caller reporting text message regarding Walmart gang initiations
8:27 p.m. Neighborhood dispute on Marlen Rd.
9:13 p.m. Male party crawling across parking lot on Reservoir St.; declined medical assistance
11:53 p.m. Vehicle in lot on Main St. unoccupied

Saturday, March 21


9:37 a.m. Mountview principal reports absent student; told parents he wouldn't go and they'd never see him again; son later returned home
10:34 a.m. Motorist thinks he's being followed
4:52 p.m. Group of teens interfering with children's play on Holden St.
10:37 p.m. Flashing yellow light at Walgreen's construction site

Sunday, March 22

5:50 p.m. Inquiry about old Holden High School

Paxton

Monday, March 16

1:09 a.m. Car hit deer, Pleasant St. No injuries, animal located on nearby front lawn.
9:31 a.m. Illegal dumping, including microwave at Boynton Park
3:58 p.m. Anna Maria College security called regarding a loose dog on campus

Tuesday, March 17

10:18 a.m. Power out at Police Station, West St.
5:45 p.m. Resident reporting her power out, Marshall St.
10:05 p.m. Caller reporting tap water has been brown for hours, Grove St.

Wednesday, March 18

8:54 a.m. Caller reporting a cardboard box in Marshall St.

Thursday, March 19

2:57 a.m. Officer issued parking ticket for sidewalk obstruction, West St.
2:32 p.m. Caller reporting erratic operator on Rte. 122 heading for the center of town. Vehicle intercepted, operator was putting on make-up while driving.
4:00 p.m. Suspicious auto, Pleasant St. It's Historical Commission taking photographs.
8:20 p.m. Professional landscaper using property at Howe's reporting residents are dumping at the property and should not be doing so
10:45 p.m. Suspicious auto reported at Paxton Market Place. Parties said they were too lazy to drive to Munchees and were waiting for a delivery. Told not to wait there again and sent on their way.

Friday, March 20


10:57 a.m. Motor vehicle lockout with child still in car, Paxton Center School

Saturday, March 21

8:29 p.m. Worcester PD advising several erratic SUVs heading toward Paxton

Sunday, March 22


4:19 p.m. Officer flagged down by Marshall St. residents reporting large, white dog hanging around their yard for a couple of hours. No tags.

Princeton

Monday, March 16

1:42 p.m. Request for animal control officer, Pine Hill Rd.

Tuesday, March 17

11:43 a.m. Request for animal control officer on Rte. 140 North
11:57 a.m. Assist animal control officer, Town Hall Dr.
4:17p.m. Report of erratic operation of school bus, Sterling Rd.

Wednesday, March 18

6:58 a.m. Assist fire department, Worcester Rd.
7:45 a.m. Traffic control duty, Sterling Rd.
10:28 a.m. Request for animal control officer, Wheeler Rd.

Thursday, March 19

2:02 a.m. Public service, Fitchburg Rd.
3:12 a.m. Suspicious person, Rte. 140 North
2:00 p.m. Person came to station to ask for animal control officer, Town Hall Dr.
6:10 p.m. Suspicious person, Blood Rd.

Friday, March 20

2:17 p.m. Property found, Hubbardston Rd.
7:22 p.m. Public service, Ball Hill Rd.

Saturday, March 21

5:19 p.m. Public service, Mountain Rd.
5:43 p.m. Lost property, Mountain Rd.

Sunday, March 22

2:03 p.m. Property found, Ball Hill Rd.

Rutland

Monday, March 16

5:22 p.m. Person complaining about skateboarders, Main St.
5:38 p.m. Caller has locked herself out of her home and has food in the oven on Bigelow Rd.

Thursday, March 19

5:28 a.m. Large beaver removed from road, Barre Paxton Rd.
12:40 p.m. Caller wants vehicle removed from property. Police will advise vehicle owner
12:43 p.m. Person wants to file report about damage done to driveway by truck that got stuck, Bushy Lane
6:02 p.m. Request that radar enforcement be set up on Glenwood Rd.

Friday, March 20

3:26 p.m. Person wants to be fingerprinted, Main St.

Saturday, March 21

9:42 a.m. Loose cows, Pommogussett Rd.
12:27 p.m. Elderly man trying to hitch-hike, Main St.

7:35 p.m. Person came to station to report a skateboard hat was stolen

Sunday, March 22

8:01 p.m. Report that tenants are being loud, banging things, Maple Ave.

Sterling

Monday, March 16

8:23 a.m. Raccoon removed from roadway, Worcester Rd.
9:01 a.m. Officer investigation, Leominster Rd.
9:43 a.m. Caller requesting assistance for computer Web site communications her child has been involved with, Pratts Jct. Rd.
10:28 a.m. Top of cash register found, Pratts Jct. Rd.

Tuesday, March 17

7:24 a.m. Report of two horses grazing in yard on Osgood Rd.

Wednesday, March 18

7:08 a.m. Report of dog running loose on I-190 Dog caught, owner found

Thursday, March 19

11:45 p.m. Report of cows in road in area of Rte. 62 and Lancaster town line

Friday, March 20

3:39 p.m. Caller stating a backhoe was dropped off in her front yard, didn't order any work. Found to be wrong address, Belmont Dr.

Saturday, March 21

10:24 a.m. White dog with brown spots running around intersection of Chocksett Rd and Rte 12.

12:38 p.m. Person wants to file a complaint about noise from the firing range, Beaman Rd.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Offered without (much) comment

IBM has cut as many as 5,000 jobs in its Services group, sending some of the work and jobs to India. Meanwhile, the company is seeking stimulus money.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Objects in the right-side mirror are closer than they appear

When I needed to leave work for medical reasons, my doctor made me promise that I wouldn't spend my days watching the Jerry Springer show. I've kept that promise. Admittedly, I do spend time keeping track of the goings-on of some the conservative bloggers and news sources. It's probably not a healthy practice, but I hope that it's a public service.
When I refer to conservatives, I don't mean Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Pat Buchanan, or the denizens of Fox News. The brownfields of the far right are much more compelling. (Although Fox News correspondent Major Garrett did ask a question about global currency at last night's news conference. A global currency, you see, is part of Barack-Obama-the-AntiChrist's plan for a New World Order.)
Two of the major themes that occupy these adroit thinkers are the threat of a Constitutional Convention and whether Barack Obama is really a native-born citizen.
On the matter of a Constitutional Convention, starting quite a few years ago, there was a move to have a constitutional amendment that would require that the federal government have a balanced budget. Many states passed resolutions in favor of such a convention.
Well, it turns out that, now, there's a tremendous amount of fear that Barack Obama and the forces that he represents would hijack the convention and have a massive rewrite of the constitution, eliminating most of the Bill of Rights,
From WorldNet Daily
"Don't for one second doubt that delegates to a Con Con wouldn't revise the First Amendment into a government-controlled privilege, replace the 2nd Amendment with a 'collective' right to self-defense, and abolish the 4th, 5th, and 10th Amendments, and the rest of the Bill of Rights," said the warning from the American Policy Center.
"Additions could include the non-existent separation of church and state, the 'right' to abortion and euthanasia, and much, much more," the group said.
Meanwhile, various groups are petitioning the Supreme Court to have President Obama's citizenship credentials reviewed. WND provides us with a summary of the bidding so far along with a Petition for public release of Barack Hussein Obama's birth certificate.

State of business in other great white north

How about this? The Swedish government isn't planning to bail out Saab. More from the New York Times: Sweden Says No to Saving Saab
Meanwhile, in Finland, the Helsingin Sanomat reports that Royal Caribbean seeks additional financing from Finland for ship deals.
Wasn't there a time when businesses went to banks or maybe GE, borrowed money, built stuff, and then paid back the loan?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Shout out to Niece Lori

Lori (aka Lori MacBlogger) is profiled in an upcoming Redbook article about making new friends when you're an adult.



Is there anything that coffee can't do?


When pronouns go bad

In a story about saving two adult dogs and 15 puppies from a house fire in Golden, Colorado, we learn that the dogs were cold and wet from the dousing that was required to put out the fire. Firefighters wrapped the dogs in towels and blankets: "They actually didn't have enough, so they had to cut them in half to get them in blankets"

via Fark

Monday, March 23, 2009

Worcestershire Journal - Why Holden needs three pharmacy chains

Worcestershire Journal - Why Holden needs three pharmacy chains : Real Worcester - Worcester News and Blogs: "Just a reminder that the good folks of Holden are struggling, bearing up under great privation, with only two national pharmacy chains (Rite-Aid and CVS) in town. A third, Walgreens, is under construction on Main Street. It can’t come soon enough."

[Note: Regular RoasterBoy readers will recognize this thread. I've posted this new one on RealWorcester because it's tied in with the retail development patterns that we see around the city.]

Get your Louisville Sluggers ready. It's seal-hunting season.

The Charlottetown "Covers Prince Edward Island Like The Dew" Guardian reports that the East Coast seal hunt opens in southern Gulf of St. Lawrence.
What's more, it's bigger and better this year. According to the CBC reports that federal Fisheries Minister Gail Shea set the annual harp seal quota at 280,000 animals, an increase of 5,000 from last year.
Meanwhile,according the New York Times, the European Union is considering a ban on all seal products. Russia has announced that it will ban the hunting of baby seals.
In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, Great Googly-Moogly.

Crime in suburbia

From The Landmark (subscription required):

Holden

Monday, March 9

7:38 a.m. Deer in the road on Salisbury St.
8:55 a.m. Suspicious motor vehicle on Terrie Lane; car left
9:19 a.m. Visitors on Quinapoxet blocking road
9:23 a.m. Wedding band found in back yard on Wachusett St.
12:28 p.m. Three parties in to speak with officer
12:43 p.m. MassHighway informed of two potholes on Main St.
3:14 p.m. 911 Car spun in road and is now disabled on Reservoir St.
3:33 p.m. Pickup truck stuck on and damaged lawn on Main St.
3:40 p.m. Disabled vehicles due to snow on Paxton Rd.
3:42 p.m. Three calls reporting slick road conditions on Paxton Road/South Road
3:56 p.m. Disabled school bus due to poor road conditions on Union St.
3:59 p.m. Disabled motor vehicles on South Road
4:05 p.m. Motor vehicle accident on Paxton Rd.
8:13 p.m. Loose dog on Main St.; owner advised
9:41 p.m. 911 Report of noises like door being forced on Reservoir St.; may have been plow

Tuesday, March 10

12:40 p.m. Suspicious male at door on Davis Way for check for Babe Ruth baseball
9:49 p.m. 911 Caller from Mayo Dr. says wife left after argument, can't find her; wife returned, says no police service necessary

Wednesday, March 11


11:42 a.m. Inquiry about Babe Ruth league contributions
12:49 p.m. Caller regarding status of tree cleanup; advised to contact DPW
5:45 p.m. Business manager to speak with police about an employee
6:04 p.m. 911 Caller reports husband won't let her in the house and is being rough with their dogs
9:05 p.m. Logging truck parked on Bailey Rd. with lights off, loading logs; waiting for log delivery in the a.m.

10:30 p.m. No power in half of house on Meadowwood Dr.

Thursday, March 12

2:46 a.m. Large pothole on Heather Circle

11:26 a.m. Report of white van removing something from roadway from caller's driveway on Quinapoxet St.
11:48 Van being driven suspiciously on Quinapoxet St. has returned
12:50 p.m. Caller concerned about disabled person using chainsaw; concerned for safety
1:20 p.m. Suspicious incident reported
1:46 p.m. Report of illegal dumping of barrel with unknown substance; reported to fire department; barrel contained sand
2:27 p.m. Injured turkey on Wachusett St.
3:35 p.m. Report of larceny; occurred in Dorchester
9:01 p.m. Caller reports dog she was dog sitting took off

Friday, March 13

8:20 a.m. 911 Several calls regarding car hit tree/pole on Grove St.; Mass State Police confirmed it was in Worcester
9:03 a.m. Caller about power outage
4:13 p.m. Suspicious motor vehicle in municipal lot
5:50 p.m. Party reports owner didn't pay bill for repaired truck
7:32 p.m. Parties advised not to ride bikes through lot on Main St.
742 p.m. Business van with doors wide open, no one around, on Main St.
9:00 p.m. Suspicious tractor trailer on Meadowwood Dr.

Saturday, March 14

12:03 a.m. Caller regarding tractor-trailer truck on Meadowwood Dr.
4:55 a.m. Suspicious motor vehicle left running behind business in Industrial Park
9:49 a.m. Walk-in asking to take the wood off the front lawn of police station
2:45 p.m. Caller concerned about disabled neighbor using chainsaw
3:30 p.m. Caller claims there's a chipmunk in her dryer; given advice on who to contact

Sunday, March 15

12:27 a.m. Suspicious motor vehicle on Reservoir St.
12:36 a.m. Suspicious motor vehicle on Shrewsbury St.
2:52 p.m. Service lines torn from a house on Davis Way
5:34 p.m. Vehicle behaving suspiciously on Reservoir St.

Paxton

Monday, March 9

10:53 a.m. Follow-up on dog complaint
9:42 p.m. Two suspicious persons reported in Paxton Sports Centre parking lot

Tuesday, March 10

11:45 a.m. Caller advising that when she picks up her mother there is a sulphur smell, Grove St.
3:03 p.m. Walk-in to report suspicious incident that happened at Paxton Center School earlier in the day. Officer spoke with party.
4:27 p.m. Walk-in regarding issue that occurred at PCS earlier in the day. Officer spoke with party.

Wednesday, March 11

8:00 a.m. Frost heave, Marshall St.
11:08 a.m. Caller advising she received e-mail from someone in the United Kingdom requesting personal information. Advised caller not to respond and also advised she could report on the FBI's Web site.
11:29 a.m. Anna Maria reporting loose dog on campus

Thursday, March 12

8:21 a.m. Bobcat reported in Paxton Sports Centre parking lot, heading toward school.
1:32 p.m. Assist Worcester P.D. looking for missing male on foot, possibly heading toward a cemetery
2:56 p.m. Caller reports man showed up at house, claiming he was hired to do work at residence. Later saw subject on the same street, Asnebumskit Rd.

Friday, March 13

9:16 p.m. Suspicious vehicle, Elizabeth Lane
10:51 p.m. Erratic driver, Richards Ave, headed toward Rutland. Info given to Rutland PD.

Saturday, March 14

9:19 p.m. Rutland PD advising there is an erratic driver heading toward Paxton, Rt. 122
11:23 p.m. Reporting party said he was walking his dog on Grove St. when a young female came running up to him, spoke to him and then fled toward Streeter Rd. An SUV followed shortly thereafter.
11:30 p.m. Holden dispatch reporting a driver traveling at less than 20 mph heading toward Paxton

Sunday, March 15

4:05 p.m. Gray coon cat at Worcester Memorial Park
10:29 p.m. Caller reporting her dog has swallowed rat poison. Called poison control.

Princeton

Monday, March 9

7:42 a.m. Public service, Sterling/Houghton Rds.

Tuesday, March 10

9:22 a.m. Public service, Town Hall Dr.
12:31 p.m. Suspicious incident, Hobbs Rd.
3:43 p.m. Request for animal control officer, Boylston Ave.
6:30 p.m. Public service, Sterling Rd.

Wednesday, March 11

12:53 p.m. Public service, Beaman Rd.
4:14 p.m. Request for animal control officer, Houghton Rd.

Thursday, March 12

10:25 a.m. Public service, Boylston Ave.

Saturday, March 14

7:06 p.m. Public service, Town Hall Dr.

Sunday, March 15

5:23 p.m. Public service, Mountain Rd.

Rutland

Monday, March 9

6:51 p.m. Traffic safety issues, golf cart in roadway, Prospect St.

Tuesday, March 10


9:50 p.m. Motor vehicle lockout outside Toula's Pizza

Wednesday, March 11

8:06 p.m. Person came to station to talk with officer, Main St.

Thursday, March 12

3:33 p.m. Person complaining about his neighbor who is shoveling sand into the new culvert, Oakridge Dr.
4:11 p.m. Officer wanted to discuss anger management issue, Naquag St.
5:53 p.m. Traffic safety, issue with dirt bike, Rte. 68 and Wachusett St.

Friday, March 13

4:07 p.m. Suspicious motor vehicle with three young occupants, Nick Alan Circle
7:26 p.m. Person complaining about neighbors with minibikes, Jamie Ann Dr.

Saturday, March 14

11:01 a.m. Injured turkey in yard on Simon Davis Dr.
2:21 p.m. Request for information on Lemon Law, Main St.
3:08 p.m. Person locked out of apartment, Main St.

Sunday, March 15

8:01 p.m. Person came to station to speak with an officer, Main St.

Sterling

Monday, March 9

5:46 p.m. Report of white, matted, dirty dog picked up and will be taken to Worcester Animal Rescue League, Laurelwood Rd.

Tuesday, March 10

3:38 p.m. Caller reporting dog in his yard, Clinton Rd.
5:36 p.m. Disabled motor vehicle, two vehicles, one pushing the other, Leominster Rd.

Wednesday, March 11

12:02 p.m. Caller reports problem with skunk taking up residence under her shed, Worcester Rd.
2:18 p.m. General offenses, Leominster Rd.
4:18 p.m. Motorist reports small boy with backpack walking alone on the side of the road, Clinton Rd./Albright Rd.
4:56 p.m. Suspicious male playing air basketball, keeps looking into parked truck on Park St.

Friday, March 13

8:31 p.m. Report of greyhound in yard on Oakwood Dr.

Saturday, March 14

7:48 a.m. Motor vehicle breaking and entering on Belmont Dr.
8:45 a.m. B&;E overnight into vehicle, Kendall Hill Rd.
8:51 a.m. Item found in roadway, possibly from earlier B&;E, James Rd.
9:22 a.m. B&;E into vehicle, Malvern Hill Rd.
9:24 a.m. B&;E into two vehicles, Glendale Ave.
9:51 a.m.B&;E into car during night, Glendale Ave.
10:02 a.m. Car broken into, items stolen, North Cove Rd.
10:18 a.m. Car broken into during night, Oakwood Dr.
11:51 a.m. Truck broken into during the night, James Rd.
2:52 p.m. Report of burglary, Clinton Rd.
6:08 p.m. Car broken into, Glendale Ave.
7:28 p.m. Motor vehicle break-in, North Row Rd.

Sunday, March 15

1:32 p.m. Clinton Police report finding a safe on South Meadow Rd, Clinton
2:48 p.m. Caller has four turkeys in her yard, Leominster Rd.
2:59 p.m. Dead raccoon in yard, Hall Ave.
7:19 p.m. Motor vehicle struck and killed dog, Taft Rd.

Hometown news, if you can find it

This morning's Telegram front page has one local story out of four. I can understand that these are hard times for the T&G, indeed for all newspapers, so a slender, 24-page edition isn't surprising. Nevertheless, when there are important local stories, such as 3 city councilors pledge to vote for lowest tax rate, why bury them in favor of a wire service piece on DARE, the Dictionary of American Regional English?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

From the "Hope I Die Before I Get Old" Dept.



In case you're old enough to wonder, here's a report on how many of the original Woodstock performers are still alive: The Woodstock Death Count | Jeff Kay’s West Virginia Surf Report!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Repeat after me. "I don't know what to say."

A guy in Finland, who lost part of a finger in an accident last year, has the missing tip replaced with a prosthetic finger that has a USB flash drive inside.


And, in the odd chance that you wanted to see more, there's more.

Story from Register Hardware

Monday, March 16, 2009

Why Holden needs three pharmacy chains

Just a reminder that the good folks of Holden are struggling along, bearing up under great privation, with only two national pharmacy chains (Rite-Aid and CVS) in town. A third, Walgreens, is under construction on Main Street.



Only at Walgreens can you celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Savior with a 4 ft. Lighted Airblown Inflatable Bunny.



At Rite-Aid, with Altered State nitric oxide supplement, perhaps you can build the muscle that would let you roll away the stone, but the product info doesn't say that it works when you're dead.


Meanwhile, at CVS, you can get an Animated Easter Friend. They're not even calling it a bunny.But, it's animated, so it's got life and life is what Easter's all about, isn't it?

Math lesson

Abbott and Costello do the math, explaining how credit default swaps work.

A repost from Intellectual Property & Business Law.

A side order of naproxen with lunch, dear?

When last we left our brush pile, it looked like this:
Lots of folks were burning this weekend, the first calm days that we've had in many weeks. The firefighter who inspected our burn site said that there were seven firefighters issuing permits, each with a list of 25 homes to visit.

With the town fire department's approval, we burned most of our brush pile yesterday, reducing the pile by about 80%.

At quitting time, we doused the flame and cooled the coals with water from hose, mixed with tears from Al Gore.

Moving the contents of a brush pile across the yard to the burn site involves some muscles that don't get exercised regularly. We each had a couple of Aleve® with our lunch in anticipation of the aches that were sure to come (and they did).
It's humbling to remember that there are lots of people, our ages and older, who work this hard and harder every day. We shouldn't get extra credit for this amount of work, but we do have the satisfaction of reducing a big pile of brush to a small patch of charcoal.

We still have clean-up work to do, the aforementioned brush pile, larger branches that will require the chain saw, and a pile of stuff over by the fence that's still frozen into the ground. All in due time.

Old age begins at 27

New research tells us that cognitive decline begins at 27. Emblematic of "Hope I die before I get old," then is the 27 Club, the roster of musicians and others who died at age 27, presumably lest they become old and stoopid.
It's a bit disturbing to think of Jimi Hendrix, who played his guitar with his teeth, having to use dentures:

Lasers against mosquitoes? Sound good to me.

Noah missed his chance to do some real good for us. He could have left the mosquitoes behind. Sure, bats and frogs might have had to find other sources of food, but I'm sure they could have evolved.
Anyway, the earth has these little bits of flying misery - a nuisance at best, deadly at worst. But, we've got lasers. The Wall Street Journal reports that scientists are experimenting with using lasers to knock off mosquitoes, one by one (emphasis mine), with lasers.
We'd be delighted if we destabilize the human-mosquito balance of power," says Jordin Kare, an astrophysicist who once worked at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.
I think that you'd have to be a pretty good shot, but Monty Python has already shown us how it could be done.


via Scientists shoot down malaria-carrying mosquitoes with frickin' lasers

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Scott Adams has been reading my resume

Today's Dilbert sums up life (and my career) in high-tech product development. There's nothing much that needs to be added, nothing taken away.

Worcestershire Journal - News, not news, rinse, repeat - Part 2

The current breathless brouhaha regarding bloggers, the future of newspapers and the news industry, the World Wide Web, and the Twittersphere is just one more round in a centuries-old struggle to define what it means to think and act on those thoughts in society.
Worcestershire Journal - News, not news, rinse, repeat - Part 2 : Real Worcester - Worcester News and Blogs

Destroy world financial markets? Good job. Here's your bonus.

We learn that AIG will pay $450 Million in bonuses to the gys in the Financial Services business (WSJ, subscription) to the guys who ran the credit default swaps and other hustles that we've had to pay $173.3 billion in aid to keep the parent company from imploding. CEO Edward Liddy said that the compay is contractually obligated to pay these bonuses. "Honoring contractual commitments is at the heart of what we do in the insurance business."
At first, I start to mutter stuff such as "What color is the sky in the world that these people inhabit?" or "How do they accept these checks and not laugh until they wet their pants?" Then, I got angry, thinking that it's beyond arrogant and into the realm of criminal.
Now,  don't know what I thnk or feel.
Maybe this is "Springtime for Hitler," some sleazy guys who set out to do the most awful thing that they can imagine and make more money than if God was selling Girl Scout cookies. Maybe the outrage and confusion is meant to dull our senses so that we'll be too wiped out to respond to an even greater outrage.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Setting the Chutzpah Meter to 11

We learn from the Boston Globe that Unitil's CEO Robert G. Schoenberger received a $300,000 bonus for meeting his 2008 performance goals. Unitil, you may recall, is the regional power company in north central Massachusetts and southern New Hampshire that left thousands of people without power for up to two weeks after last December's ice storm.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Crime in suburbia

From The Landmark (subscription required):

Holden

Monday, March 2

1:08 a.m. Motor vehicle with no plates on Main St.
1:21 a.m. Suspicious person in lot on Main St.; OK, just walking home
2:19 a.m. Vehicle obstructing snow removal on Wyoming Dr.
4:48 a.m. Several inquiries about school cancellations
8:54 a.m. Complaint about road conditions on Greenwood Parkway
9:08 a.m. Car parked in road on Arizona Ave.; car moved
12:51 p.m. Report of kids throwing snowballs on Princeton St.; parents spoken with
1:46 p.m. Plow driver pushing snow across road on Wachusett St.
3:52 p.m. Caller reports someone tried to steal license plate

Tuesday, March 3

2:58 a.m. Operator asleep in motor vehicle by the side of Shrewsbury St.; waiting for business to open
5:31 a.m. Homeowner on Marlen Rd. says there are footprints in the snow
9:47 a.m. Report of person taken from nursing home against his will by daughter; spoke with daughter and social services,
all set
2:11 p.m. Suspicious motor vehicle in parking lot on Shrewsbury St.
4:19 p.m. 911 Cable worker reports resident accusing him of stealing a laptop; laptop found during phone call
5:22 p.m. 911 Caller reports incident with cable worker from earlier call
6:12 p.m. Plate lost at WRHS retrieved
9:22 p.m. Caller regarding ankle bracelet son is wearing; router turned off
11:59 p.m. Suspicious person at church on Shrewsbury St.

Wednesday, March 4

1:56 p.m. Attempted warrant arrest on Nelson St.; mother says suspect hasn't been around for weeks
2:48 p.m. Suspicious vehicle blocking part of Highland St.; delivering phone books
6:51 p.m. House paintballed on Wachusett St.

Thursday, March 5

8:29 a.m. Coyote sighting on Lexington Circle; also, dead skunk on Malden St.
12:23 p.m. Male in van sitting in front of residence on Holden St.
3:21 p.m. Caller regarding beetles; advised to check Web site
4:32 p.m. House hit by paintballs
4:45 p.m. 911 Caller wants phone number for party from Hubbardston; advised to call 411

Friday, March 6

2:26 a.m. Dead cat on Heather Circle
12:05 p.m. 911 Caller just terminated, boss giving him a hard time
1:21 p.m. Resident returned home to Centerwood Dr. home, door open; says it was locked; house checked, no one in it
9:18 p.m. Deer hit on Salisbury St.

Saturday, March 7

12:58 a.m. Disturbance reported in parking lot on Main St.; animated conversation
12:53 p.m. 911 Report of person doing dancing/karate moves with stick behind business on Main St.
12:58 p.m. Kids hitting rocks with bats into road on Main St.
3:53 p.m. Seven-year-old boy returned home from school to find no one home; father confused about release time [Editor's note: Holden had school on Saturday, March 7, to make up for days lost during December ice storm.]
4:00 p.m. Deceased deer on Salisbury St.
6:10 p.m. Non-reportable motor vehicle accident on Main St.
10:24 p.m. Occupants of vehicle threw eggs at vehicle on Bjorklund St.; vehicle headed toward Holden

Sunday, March 8

8:57 a.m. 911 Railroad tie on Quinapoxet St.; removed from roadway, not a railroad tie
11:26 a.m. Caller reports discarded pole leaning on existing pole; explained this is common practice
11:53 a.m. Caller reports neighbor using chainsaw in an unsafe manner
12:09 p.m. Teen walking on sidewalk near Mountview
3:18 p.m. Dead deer on Salisbury St.
7:17 p.m. Caller inquiring about how to dispose of old ammunition
9:00 p.m. 911 Report of 20-year-old male stopping traffic and going door to door for money; needed fuel

Paxton

Monday, March 2

3:40 p.m. Car into pole, South St.
3:59 p.m. Walk-in to station regarding a plow truck that might be town owned, that caused her to spin out, Nanigian Rd. No damage to motor vehicle.

Tuesday, March 3

2:30 p.m. Loose beagle on Grove St.
3:28 p.m. Caller advising there was a coyote in her backyard on Saturday. Told to call back if animal appears again and appears aggressive.

Wednesday, March 4

8:59 a.m. Grandson is locked in car, Glenellen Rd.
11:25 a.m. Suspicious male walking near Dunkin' Donuts, driven to Worcester line.
4:57 p.m. Caller advising of turkey that was hit by a motor vehicle, Pleasant St.
7:27 p.m. Finance Committee member requesting an officer to the gym to ask that loud music be turned down. It is interrupting their meeting.

Thursday, March 5

5: 39 p.m. Caller advising of ongoing issue with loose Rotweiler, Howard St.

Friday, March 6

10:05 a.m. Caller requesting help with her water meter, Pleasant St.
1:48 p.m. Housekeeper, Shenandoah Dr., said burglar alarm went off but there is no emergency.
10:57 p.m. Suspicious auto, Paxton Marketplace. Party spoken to.

Saturday, March 7

3:30 p.m. Caller found dog without owner in Boynton Park. Said she will watch the dog until the owner can be contacted.
5:05 p.m. Caller reporting missing dog. Dog described as white mix with yellow polka dots
7:56 p.m. Paxton Sports Center requesting check on a car in their parking lot
11:00 p.m. Suspicious auto at Paxton Market Place

Sunday, March 8

1:21 a.m. Teens removed from in front of Paxton Liquor Store. Transported to Worcester line. Parents say it is okay to take cab from there

Princeton

Monday, March 2

12:03 a.m. Request for highway department
3:50 p.m. Request for light department, Mirick Rd./Pine Hill Rd.
11:24 p.m. Request for light department, Mirick Rd.

Tuesday, March 3

5:42 p.m. Assist animal control officer, Wheeler Rd./Ralph Rd.
7:34 p.m. Request for animal control officer, Brooks Station Rd.

Thursday, March 5

2:45 a.m. Lost person, Fitchburg Rd. Person located

Friday, March 6

9:32 p.m. Suspicious incident, Hubbardston Rd.

Saturday, March 7

3:43 p.m. Public service, Redwood Dr.
8:32 p.m. Request for light department, Worcester Rd.

Sunday, March 8

12:45 a.m. Suspicious motor vehicle, Houghton Rd.
3:18 p.m. Request for light department, Esty Rd.

Rutland

Monday, March 2

5:45 p.m. Small black car parked in front of building, Johnson Way
9:32 p.m. Attempt to serve warrant, Campbell Ct.

Tuesday, March 3

10:37 p.m. Person reporting that someone towed vehicle into their yard and left it, Bushy Ln.

Wednesday, March 4

10:36 a.m. Caller''s dogs barked and she found footprints in snow close to her home, Prescott St.
5:12 p.m. Person asking police to check on vehicle parked on Johnson Way

Thursday, March 5

6:18 p.m. Person to speak with officer about suspicious male walking in area when children are waiting for bus, Watson Ln.

Friday, March 6

11:55 a.m. Complaint of poor business practices at business, Barre Paxton Rd.

10:20 p.m. Complaint of barking dog, Highland Park Rd.

Saturday, March 7

9:18 a.m. Two golden retrievers in the roadway, E. County Rd./Locke Rd.
6:22 p.m. Report of possible goings-on in Worcester involving family member, referred to Worcester PD
9:11 p.m. Caller concerned her dog may have fallen through ice, Finn Park Rd.

Sunday, March 8

5:56 a.m. Report of dog lying in roadway, Pommogussett/ East County Rds.
3:53 p.m. Elderly male out fishing on ice that doesn't look safe, Fisherman's Rd.

Sterling

Monday, March 2

5:16 p.m. Report that snow and debris are being pushed into middle of the road, Malvern Hill Rd.

Tuesday, March 3

9:30 a.m. Assist citizen, Worcester Rd.
7:45 p.m. Summons served. Leominster Rd.
9:51 p.m. Report that hatchet was thrown through the rear window of vehicle parked in driveway on Elliott Rd.

Wednesday, March 4

1:49 a.m. Report that street sign is missing, ripped from telephone pole, Gibbons Dr.

Thursday, March 5

9:30 a.m. Request to speak with officer about copies left at library, Meetinghouse Hill Rd.
9:47 a.m. Person reporting footprints in the snow in field on John Dee Rd.
2:33 p.m. Loose dog, Johnson Rd.

Friday, March 6

8:54 a.m. Juvenile offenses, Boutelle Rd.
11:53 a.m. Child left school, Boutelle Rd.
1:51 p.m. Youth has taken off from school again, Boutelle Rd.
3:50 p.m. Black Labrador dog running down Kendall Hill Rd.
4:58 p.m. Cow running on Clinton Rd.
5:40 p.m. Black dog chasing vehicles, Kendall Hill Rd./Tara Lane

Saturday, March 7

8:45 p.m. Suspicious activity, Beverly Dr.

Sunday, March 8

3:53 p.m. General offenses, Leominster Rd.

Buy Smaller Eggs, Ease Hens' Pain: Farmer - World news | Newser

Mel Brooks, in one of the 2000 Year Old Man bits, uses the word 'egg' as example of onomatopoeia. "It's the sound that a hen makes as she's laying it."
Now, just in time for Easter, we learn that if we buy smaller eggs, we're kinder to the hens: Buy Smaller Eggs, Ease Hens' Pain: Farmer - World news | Newser. I wonder if smaller eggs are easier on the Easter Bunny as well.

But Dad is riding with me. You just can't see him.

An Ashburham-Westminster school official is chrged with using a handicapped-parking permit issues to his deceased father.
Worcester Telegram & Gazette News: "RMV spokeswoman Ann Dufraine said that on Oct. 9, 2003, the registry renewed for five years the placard issued to Philip Chates because the registry had received a signed renewal request form that appeared to be in order.
There’s just one problem — Philip Chates died more than six months earlier, on April 14, 2003, according to Worcester death records."
As Bobcat Goldthwait said, "I love the handicapped. Otherwise, I'd never find a parking place.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

As best as I can tell, this is not from The Onion

The Washington Post reports that
(PETA) President Ingrid Newkirk has come up with this: George Clooney-flavored tofu.

In a letter sent to the actor, Newkirk said that PETA has been offered his gym towel (obtained right here in D.C.!) and wants to use his sweat to create Clooney tofu that will "spare animals from being killed for the table." She went on to explain that the science is pretty simple, like "making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Computer-aided end-of-life decisions

I have worked and played with computer systems and software for close to 30 years. I have done good and clever work and I have, working late one night in a computer lab, typed delete *.* and rm -r . in system directories.
It's in that spirit of reflection that I read an article that tells me that researchers design computer model to make end-of-life medical decisions.
We learn from the article that "A computer program may predict how patients who are incapacitated wish to be treated more accurately than their loved ones."
My mother insisted that no extraordinary measures be taken to keep her alive. We had many discussions about what were ordinary measures and what were extraordinary, discussions that were interesting on a philosophical level and often overwhelming on a personal level. It probably would have been helpful to have a way to analyze and recognize the current conditions and my mother's wishes. Instead, as one of her friends observed, "We do the best what we are."
And computers do the best of what they are, too.
Except when they're not.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Portrait of an artist as a young whale killer

[This is part of a series of old papers, pictures, and other historical jetsom that's falling out of our attic.]
I wrote this story when I was in the third grade. With deference to PETA and Greenpeace, I hope that I'm referring to a family of whales and not a family of people. It does make me wonder what kind of alarms would go off these days if a third-grader handed in a story such as this.

Finding Jesus in the spin cycle

According to a Reuters report, the Vatican observed International Women's Day by opining that the washing machine liberated 20th century women most. Gee, I might have picked the 19th amendment, at least in the U.S., or any number of firsts for women in politics, science, or literature.
Or, maybe, even the example of Mother Theresa:

But, nah, it's this guy:

Maytag Repair Man in a Speedo®

Monday, March 09, 2009

Why I don't go to the WTAG web site for local news

As I write, it's snowing and our untreated road is snow-covered. I'd like to know what's going on beyond my field of vision.
On the front page of WTAG.com, the lead story is about Harry Potter.

When I click on the link for morning news, I'm shown a caption contest with a picture of, well:


If I click on the News > Local News link, I'm brought to a page that includes an undated story about last Monday's snow storm:

The traffic link on this page, by the way, brings me to the same stale news section - no traffic information.
Finally, I wander around the home page again and find another traffic link that brings me to something useful. Elapsed time to find this info: about 15 minutes.

Winter's reprise

The forecasters are calling for a shimmering glop of rain, sleet, and snow. It's another of those elevation-dependent storms, so a couple hundred feet can make the difference between wet and white.
It's a good day for staying in. I do have an appointment this afternoon that'll take me into Med City, aka Worcester Medical Center, aka St. Vincent Hospital, but I'm expecting the roads to be just wet.
On the balmy days of the weekend, we cut up and gathered some of the larger pieces of wood left over from the ice storm. The wood is still quite green and burns without enthusiasm in the stove.
We have, however, found some help for the fires. It's time, we decided, to take a look at some of the boxes that have found their way into the attic. Several years ago, we instituted a rule tht nothing goes in unless something comes out, but there was a lot of stuff up there that predated the rule.
Yesterday, I brought down five boxes. One was filled with university catalogs from 1992, when I'd toyed with the idea of restarting a graduate program. Two of the boxes contained receipts, canceled checks, and bank statements dating back to 1974. As interesting as it was to flip through the check registers and see how we'd squandered spent our money, we don't really need to keep checks paid to the Hudson IGA, Greater Media cable, New England Telephone (when Holden's area code was still 617), or the Evening Telegram.
The thread of bank mergers was kind of fun to follow. In no particular order, we had accounts with Worcester County National Bank, Worcester County Institute for Savings, Shawmut Worcester County Bank, BankBoston, and Fleet, all of which, IIRC, became Bank of America.
Back then, Social Security numbers were printed on every page of every statement. We don't have a shredder, except for what the mice in the attic have done, so burning is the safest way to dispose of this stuff. A nice bit of synchronicity - green wood kept ablaze by receipts from Benson's, Caldor, and The Fair.
As I write, the rain has changed to snow.

When a "Don't do it!" won't suffice.

In another exquisite use of our patent system, IBM has filed a patent application for a "Methodology and process for suppressing de-focusing activities during selective scheduled meetings."
By accepting an invitation for a 'distraction-free' meeting, the attendee also agrees to allow the meeting organizer to disable certain computing activities on the attendees computer.
It's the equivalent of, instead of telling your kid that he can't have friends ride with him in the car on Saturday night, you develop a program that remotely enables an ejection mechanism in the rear and passenger seats. The system is armed when you hand the keys to the kid.
The phrase 'Topless Meetings' made Time Magazine's 2008 top 10 buzzword. It means that the boss calls a meeting and tells the attendees to leave their laptops in the office.
Let's see, if I was a manager in a company that was trying to contain costs, which would I do?
  1. Tell people not to bring their laptops to a meeting.
  2. Dispatch engineers to develop a program that would disable the computers of attendees and then dispatch a team of lawyers to file a patent application, waiting the average 24 months for a patent to be approved, if it's approved on the first try.
    (Oh, and most companies pay a bonus to employees whose inventions are patented.)

United States Patent Application: 0090063996

via /.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

India seeks to advance the ancient practice of ... patents

India is hurrying to gather knowledge of yoga practices and principles into their Traditional Knowledge Digital Library in an effort stave off European and American patents on said practices and principles. According to The Telegraph, in the United States alone, there have been more than 130 yoga-related patents, 150 copyrights and 2,300 trademarks. India is hoping to be able to establish 'prior art' on its sacred knowledge and to publish those records worldwide.
One such U.S. patent is Yoga support system and method, #US6766536, which states "A yoga support system includes a pair of yoga gloves and a pair of yoga slippers."
And, if slippers aren't enough, here are Yoga Toes:

US Patent: 7,322,915 & 7,131,939

America's Christian roots

Last night, we went out to dinner and saw some friends we'd not seen in a while. They talked excitedly about their involvement the Humanist group in Worcester. The conversation spun off to a historical eddy. Our early presidents were anything but conventional Christians (witness Jefferson's cut-and-paste edition of the Christian scripture).
During the late 18th and early 19th centuries, the fledgling American nation fought a series of battles with pirates in the Mediterranean, engagement known as the Barbary Wars.
One early treaty attempted to end the war, albeit not for long. The treaty, however, holds some illustrative commentary on religion in America and its regard for religions elewhere in the world.
From Article 11 of US Treaty with Tripoli, 1796-1797:


As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
The treaty was approved unanimously by the Senate and signed by John Adams.

Historian and scholar Chuck Norris contends otherwise, that Article 11 was simply an politically expedient statement intended to distance America from The Crusades. Yep, that sounds like the action of a nation deeply rooted in their Christianity - disavowing their faith so that they could placate some pirates.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Why our economy is failing

Lots of people have  theories about the origins of our current economic woes: subprime mortgages (blamed either on banks, George Bush, or Barney Frank), credit default swaps, deficit spending, stupid coffee mugs, or Barack Obama as the Anti-Christ. Here's mine: Retailers think that we're idiots and we don't work very hard to prove them wrong.
Here, to illustrate, are a few ads from the Sunday papers:

By the way, the word repellancy refers to the ability to repel water, or being hydrophobic; opposite to water wettability,, or, even, better, extreme hostility and dislike. But maybe the good folks at Bounce want allergy-sufferers to wear dryer sheets around their collars as you would wear garlic to keep vampires away.


You, too, can have a meal that equals the caloric intake of a Zimbabwean village.


Cereal pieces? Because you're too whatever-you-are to put your own cereal into the yogurt.

Getting ready for 'key product verticals' on the Island

We learn from The ("Covers Prince Edward Island like The Dew") Guardian that Tourism PEI is launching their 20009 marketing plan. Their plans include "New initiatives targeting key product verticals of golf and culinary...." Featured events include Golf Channel’s Big Break Prince Edward Island and the 2009 Canada Games.
Oh, and, don't forget a visit to the Station #2 fire station where there had been explicit photos of a topless girl leaning next to, inside, and on top of a Charlottetown fire truck. (The initial story included a pixelated picture of the young woman in question, but the photo was removed after public complaints.)
And, of course, finally, please remember to pack your Buzz Off Mosquito-Repelling Socks.

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Wall Street Journal seeks new readers

Do you think that the WSJ might be a bit off the market in their advertising plan?

Worcestershire Journal - News, not news, rinse, repeat - Part 1

Worcestershire Journal - News, not news, rinse, repeat - Part 1 : Real Worcester - Worcester News and Blogs: "And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed by accident, or one house burned, or one vessel wrecked, or one steamboat blown up, or one cow run over on the Western Railroad, or one mad dog killed, or one lot of grasshoppers in the winter — we never need read of another, …To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.
Henry David Thoreau - Walden, Chapter Two, Where I Lived, and What I Lived for"

This is not from The Onion: IBM to laid-off staff: Go to India

A good friend was recently laid off at IBM, so we've been having a discussion about a) how big companies make the decision to jettison people who are smart and good at what they do, but whose specific job or project has been canceled and b) how those companies can find just the right amount of salt for the particular wound that they've inflicted:
And, in the case that their strategies for shipping laid-off workers to India, Romania, or Nigeria doesn't work out so well, IBM has filed a patent for bullet-dodging bionic body armor.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Please leave your politeness at the border.

`Say please' at U.S. border nets Canadian pepper spray.: ``Is that illegal in the United States, asking an officer to be polite?''

Crime in suburbia

From The Landmark (subscription required):

Holden


Monday, February 23

7:10 a.m. Sander backed into police car in lot
8:34 a.m. Branches in road on Bullard St.; branch removed
9:35 p.m. Walk-in to speak with officer about possible marijuana found in rental car
2:03 p.m. Stray beagle on Main St.
2:57 p.m. Inquiry about Nigerian scam
7:35 p.m. Report of possible unattended detail on Main St.

11:50 p.m. Light just went out at business on Main St.

Tuesday, February 24


11:22 p.m. Caller from nursing home reports resident across the hall had TV too loud

Wednesday, February 25

4:45 p.m. Suspicious person selling meat on South Rd.
8:07 p.m. Suspicious person shining laser light into passing vehicles
11:22 p.m. Scent of oil in basement on Holden St.

Thursday, February 26

9:25 a.m. 911 Caller reports water coming through the ceiling on Cranbrook Dr., unable to shut off water
11:19 a.m. Walk-in reporting damage done at country club by snowmobiles
11:49 a.m. 911 Request for lift assist on Fairchild Dr.
12:13 p.m. Suspicious male party off to side of road on Reservoir St.
2:17 p.m. Report of large group of youths loitering in parking lot on Main St.
6:34 p.m. Male party hitchhiking on Shrewsbury St.
6:54 p.m. Suspicious letter from sheriff's office

Friday, February 27

2:40 a.m. Suspicious person on Main St.
4:22 a.m. Repossession of motorcycle on Main St.
9:53 a.m. Report of "X" spraypainted on her lawn on Armington Lane
12:12 p.m. Caller concerned that husband's daughter's grandmother will think she's being abducted
3:01 p.m. Small disturbance at high school
3:26 p.m. Kids throwing snowballs on Somerset Lane

8:33 p.m. Boulder in middle of Wachusett St.

Saturday, February 28

3:50 p.m. Caller for Mass State Police regarding mattresses on Rte. 290
8:17 p.m. Report of child with four-wheeler that drives up and down Manning Street 9 p.m. to midnight

Sunday, March 1

8:54 a.m. Report of dog lost in Webster
9:41 a.m. Gardner animal control regarding possible quarantine order
11:42 a.m. Icing reported on Wachusett St.
12:31 p.m. Sinkhole in front of Heather Circle
10:48 p.m. Caller reports someone called Mason Rd. resident repeatedly; advised not to call again

Paxton

Monday, February 23

4:02 p.m. Disabled Waste Management Truck, Reservoir Rd.

Tuesday, February 24

2:43 p.m. Party in station re: burglar alarm activation at residence.
9:01 p.m. Party reporting that glue gun may have been left on in library.

Thursday, February 26

9:47 a.m. Caller from Worcester advising his brown Labradoodle is lost without a collar.
5:43 p.m. Suspicious male, asking for directions to local address, Black Hill Rd.

Friday, February 27

2:22 p.m. Loose wire reported by motorist, Pleasant St.
3:01 p.m. Disabled auto, Grove St. Caller is just using cell phone.
3:16 p.m. Caller advising of loose pitbull on Grove St.
5:25 p.m. Overheated car, Pleasant St.

Sunday, March 1

5:21 p.m. Caller reporting gunshots in woods near his house, Hemlock St.

Princeton

Monday, February 23

6:08 p.m. Request for animal control officer, Whitaker Lane

Tuesday, February 24

5:15 p.m. Narcotics, Mountain Rd.

Thursday, February 26

3:09 p.m. Requests for animal control officer, Laurel Lane

Rutland

Wednesday, February 25

3:03 p.m. Report of trash dumped beside 122A near Holden town line
4:00 p.m. Disabled motor vehicle, out of gas, Main St./Maple St.
4:39 p.m. Person came to station to talk with officer about a man hanging around the horse barn, Main St.

Thursday, February 26

12:23 a.m. Person wants to speak with officer about ongoing problem, Maple Ave.

Friday, February 27

10:33 a.m. Person upset about tree crews taking wood off his land, Pleasantdale Rd.

Saturday, February 28


4:23 p.m. Individuals into station to speak with an officer regarding ongoing issue at Holiday Acres, Main St.

Sunday, March 1

4:42 p.m. Person came to station to pick up an item that had been found, Main St.

Sterling


Monday, February 23

11:51 a.m. Disabled motor vehicle, car in median, I-190
12:25 p.m. Second disabled motor vehicle trying to assist another disabled vehicle, I-190
5:20 p.m. Report of lost Boxer dog, Main St.

Tuesday, February 24

6:37 p.m. Report of golden retriever wandering around Rugg Rd.

Wednesday, February 25

5:20 p.m. Animal control officer transporting dog to animal rescue league in Worcester
5:29 p.m. Report of set of keys lost at church, Leominster Rd.

Sunday, March 1

1:45 p.m. Complaint about neighbor's dogs running through yard on Clinton Rd.
3:21 p.m. Report of bobcat in yard, Pine Woods Ln.
7:22 p.m. Report of lights not working at Rte. 140/62

the universe does indeed exist when it is not being observed

According to The Economist, there's good news about reality. "The good news is reality exists. The bad is it’s even stranger than people thought."
By observing the behavio(u)r[1], of photons, without really observing them[2], scientists were able to determine "the universe does indeed exist when it is not being observed."
OK, now that we know that, we can and should go about our business; the Universe will get along just fine without our needing to supervise it.

[1]The Economist is a British magazine.
[2]See Observer effect

Props to Daily Worcesteria for fire coverage

Daily Worcesteria did a nifty job of delivering minute-by-minute reports on yesterday's Pleasant Street fire.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Calm skies above

This morning, a contrail went from horizon to horizon and lasted close to a half hour, indicating calm winds at 35,000 feet or so.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

The wireless world - the view from here


Here are the wireless signals that my laptop can pick from my house. Note that only two configuration (mine and one other) are configured with any security. The others are wide open, including two that still have the default names left over when the wireless routers were first installed.
Folks, you're leaving your front door open and your wallets on the kitchen table.

A half century of bricks

The New York Times is reporting that free throw statistics in professional and college basketball haven't changed (for better or worse) in 50 years. With all else that's improved in the sport over the years, you'd think that the easiest shot would have gotten easier. Wilt Chamberlain, by the way, a guy who could score a 100 points in a game was so bad at free throws that he resorted to a two-handed underhand shot that improved his scores only slightly.
When I was in high school, our basketball team was behind by one point with about two seconds left to play. Our star player was fouled and had two free-throw shots.
"Don't worry, coach," he said. "I'll make 'em both."

That's a strange expression, Bruce

In an article about protests against school closures in eastern Prince Edward Island, The Guardian (Covers Prince Edward Island like the dew) reported that "Superintendent Sandy MacDonald got rubbed like the bottle here Tuesday night..."
What's even more remarkable is that this article is is the only source in the Googled world for this prase "rubbed like the bottle".

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Reminder: Daylight Savings Time starts this weekend

A few years ago, in a misguided attempt to save energy, Congress fixed daylight savings time, in much the same way that Marley is fixed. As a result, computers and similar gadgetry had to have special patches installed to handle the new rules. The ripples continue even a couple of years later.

So, if you're in most of the U.S., don't forget to turn your clocks ahead an hour at 2 A.M. on Sunday.
And change your
Or not.

I kinda didn't want to have to post this, but ...


Core Dump: "A handful, smugly sure that they know the rules, use their rote learning of the rules as an ad hominem attack, nitpicking at typos and small errors to discredit writers without disproving their viewpoints."

Monday, March 02, 2009

A good day to stay in


We've had much worse storms before and will again, but it still makes sense to leave the highways to the people who really need to go places. I have plenty to do, all of which can be accomplished with travel no further than the coffee pot. Sandra will work from home, so we are a happy and warm trio.
At this writing, we have about eight inches of snow and should have north of a foot before it ends this afternoon.
A few juncos have fought the strong winds to visit our feeders.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

The capital markets are *really* stingy these days

From the Worceser Business Journal Daily Report email on Friday, Februayr 27: "Westborough Firm Tries Novel Investment Strategy"
Note: The article on the WBJ web site has the corrected amount.

Judgment is not a job skill

While this analysis is narrowly focused on a Social Security disability case, it does have the interesting point that judgement is not a transferable job skill. The ruling in this case doesn't take us to the next step of explaining where or how judgment might be useful for an employee.
It does, however, help us understand how an allegedly smart guy like John Thain, then-CEO of Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, Kukla, Fran, and Ollie, would say:
"Right now we believe that we are in a very comfortable spot in terms of our capital." (July 17, 2008 -- Thain on a conference call after posting Merrill's second-quarter results)

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AN INTENSE HEAVY 12 TO 18 HOUR SNOW STORM IS ON THE WAY FOR
MOST OF S. NEW ENGLAND EXCLUDING THE COASTAL SOUTHEAST.

RI.CT & THE SE TWO THIRDS OF
MASSACHUSETTS WILL SEE A DUSTING TO 2 INCHES OF NEW SNOW TODAY
WITH SLEET & FREEZING RAIN ALONG THE SO. COASTS OF RHODE
ISLAND & MASSACHUSETTS.

HOWEVER.THE BIG DEVELOPING STORY WILL OCCUR PRIMARILY BETWEEN
10 PM TONIGHT & 10 AM MONDAY.WHEN A NOREASTER DEPOSITS A 5 TO
15 INCH SNOWFALL ACROSS MUCH OF S. NEW ENGLAND.EXCLUDING
THE COASTAL SOUTHEAST.
CTZ002>004-MAZ002>017-026-NHZ011-012-015-RIZ001>004-006-012100-
/O.CON.KBOX.WS.W.0006.090302T0200Z-090302T2200Z/
HARTFORD CT-TOLLAND CT-WINDHAM CT-WESTERN FRANKLIN MA-
EASTERN FRANKLIN MA-NORTHERN WORCESTER MA-CNTL MIDDLESEX MA-
WESTERN ESSEX MA-EASTERN ESSEX MA-WESTERN HAMPSHIRE MA-
WESTERN HAMPDEN MA-EASTERN HAMPSHIRE MA-EASTERN HAMPDEN MA-
SOUTHERN WORCESTER MA-WESTERN NORFOLK MA-SOUTHEAST MIDDLESEX MA-
SUFFOLK MA-EASTERN NORFOLK MA-NORTHERN BRISTOL MA-
NORTHERN MIDDLESEX MA-CHESHIRE NH-EASTERN HILLSBOROUGH NH-
WESTERN & CNTL HILLSBOROUGH NH-NORTHWEST PROVIDENCE RI-
SOUTHEAST PROVIDENCE RI-WESTERN KENT RI-EASTERN KENT RI-
WA RI-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF.HARTFORD.WINDSOR LOCKS.UNION.
VERNON.PUTNAM.WILLIMANTIC.CHARLEMONT.GREENFIELD.
ORANGE.BARRE.FITCHBURG.FRAMINGHAM.LOWELL.LAWRENCE.
GLOUCESTER.CHESTERFIELD.BLANDFORD.AMHERST.NORTHAMPTON.
SPRINGFIELD.MILFORD.WORCESTER.FOXBORO.NORWOOD.
CAMBRIDGE.BOSTON.QUINCY.TAUNTON.AYER.JAFFREY.KEENE.
MANCHESTER.NASHUA.PETERBOROUGH.WEARE.FOSTER.
SMITHFIELD.PROVIDENCE.WEST GREENWICH.WARWICK.
NARRAGANSETT.WESTERLY
749 AM EST SUN MAR 1 2009

WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 9 PM THIS EVENING
TO 5 PM EST MONDAY.

A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 9 PM THIS EVENING
TO 5 PM EST MONDAY.
THIS WARNING COVERS N. CT.SOUTHERN NEW
HAMPSHIRE. MOST OF RI & MASSACHUSETTS EXCEPT THE
SOUTHEAST SECTIONS WHERE A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT
TODAY & A WATCH STILL EXISTS TONIGHT & MONDAY.

TODAYS SNOW & FLURRIES IN S. NEW ENGLAND IS JUST A TEASE
FOR WHATS COMING TONIGHT.

SIX TO 12 INCHES IS FORECAST FOR SO. CNTL NH WITH
5 TO 10 INCHES IN THE CT RIVER VALLEY.

THE JACKPOT.10 TO 15 INCHES.WILL PILE UP IN THE HEAVILY
POPULATED BOSTON PROVIDENCE INTERSTATE 95 CORRIDOR.WESTWARD
INTO NE CT & NORTHWARD THROUGH WORCESTER COUNTY
INTO THE MERRIMACK VALLEY OF NE MASSACHUSETTS.

SNOW.WILL BE HEAVY AT TIMES BETWEEN 10 PM TONIGHT & 10 AM
MONDAY CAUSING NUMEROUS DELAYS OR CANCELLATIONS IN ALL SORTS OF
TRANSPORTATION DEPENDENT BUSINESS.

SNOWFALL RATES OF 2 TO 3 INCHES PER HOUR ARE EXPECTED FOR A
COUPLE OF HRS NEAR OR JUST AFTER MIDNIGHT IN MASSACHUSETTS.
CT & RI. THUNDER MAY ALSO BE HEARD.

SNOW WILL TAPER TO LIGHT ADDITIONAL ACCUMULATIONS LATE MONDAY
MORNING OR AFTERNOON.

THE MON MORNING COMMUTE WILL BE QUITE SLOW & HAZARDOUS DUE
TO A COMBINATION OF STILL HEAVY SNOW.RESULTING IN POOR
VISIBILITY & RAPID ACCUMULATION ON ROADS. TEMPS WILL BE
IN THE TEENS TO LWR 20S WITH GUSTY NORTHERLY WINDS CAUSING
BLOWING & DRIFTING OF THE SNOW & WIND CHILLS IN THE 5 TO
15 DEGREE RANGE.

SLEET MAY BE MIXED WITH THE SNOW FOR A TIME ALONG THE INTERSTATE
95 CORRIDOR.

SAFE TRAVEL IN S. NEW ENGLAND SHOULD BE COMPLETED BETWEEN
2 PM & 8 PM TODAY WHEN A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO TRAVEL WITH
LITTLE IF ANY SNOW FALLING.

TRAVEL SHOULD BE ESPECIALLY AVOIDED BETWEEN 11 PM & 5 AM.

A MAP OF EXPECTED SNOW FALL IS POSTED ON THE NATL WEATHER
SVC TAUNTON HOME PAGE.

A WINTER STORM WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN AN AVERAGE OF 6 OR MORE
INCHES OF SNOW IS EXPECTED IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD.OR FOR 8 OR MORE
INCHES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD. TRAVEL WILL BE SLOW AT BEST ON WELL
TREATED SURFACES.& QUITE DIFFICULT ON ANY UNPLOWED OR
UNTREATED SURFACES.

$$
MAZ018>023-RIZ005-007-012100-
/O.CON.KBOX.WW.Y.0011.000000T0000Z-090302T0000Z/
/O.CON.KBOX.WS.A.0006.090302T0200Z-090302T2200Z/
WESTERN PLYMOUTH MA-EASTERN PLYMOUTH MA-SOUTHERN BRISTOL MA-
SOUTHERN PLYMOUTH MA-BARNSTABLE MA-DUKES MA-BRISTOL RI-NEWPORT RI-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF.BROCKTON.PLYMOUTH.FALL RIVER.
NEW BEDFORD.MATTAPOISETT.CHATHAM.FALMOUTH.PROVINCETOWN.
VINEYARD HAVEN.BRISTOL.NEWPORT
749 AM EST SUN MAR 1 2009

WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 PM EST THIS
EVENING.
WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM THIS EVENING THROUGH
MONDAY AFTERNOON.
A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 PM EST THIS
EVENING. A WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM THIS EVENING
THROUGH MON AFTERNOON.

THIS ADVISORY TODAY COVERS SE SECTIONS OF BOTH MASSACHUSETTS
AND RI AS WELL AS THE CAPE & MARTHAS VINEYARD. THE WINTER
STORM WATCH FOR A POTENTIALLY MORE SERIOUS WINTER WEATHER EVENT
CONTINUES TONIGHT & MONDAY.
SNOW HAS ALREADY OVERSPREAD MOST OF THE ADVISORY AREA THIS MORNING
AND MAY FALL HEAVILY FOR 1 TO 2 HRS BEFORE TAPERING TO FLURRIES
DURING MID AFTERNOON.

AN INCH OR 2 OF SNOW & SLEET IS EXPECTED TODAY..

AS THE SNOW DIMINISHES THIS AFTERNOON IT MAY MIX WITH SLEET.

THE WATCH CONTINUES TONIGHT & MON SINCE THERE IS UNCERTAINTY
AS TO THE THERMAL PROFILE WHEN HEAVY PRECIPITATION ARRIVES. AT
THIS TIME.FREEZING RAIN.SLEET & SNOW IS EXPECTED OVER THE
WATCH AREA.EXCEPT PROBABLY MOSTLY RAIN & SLEET HYANNIS TO
PROVINCETOWN.

SNOW FALL RATES OVER INTERIOR SE MASSACHUSETTS MAY BE 1 TO
2 INCHES AN HOUR AROUND MIDNIGHT.

A SLIGHT EASTWARD SHIFT IN THE STORM TRACK WOULD RESULT IN A WIDESPREAD
HEAVY WIND DRIVEN SNOWSTORM WITH POWER OUTAGES. DUE TO THE UNCERTAINTY
OF THE AMOUNTS OF SNOW.SLEET & FREEZING RAIN TONIGHT & MONDAY.THE
WATCH IS CONTINUED.

THOSE WHO MUST TRAVEL TO THE SO. COASTS OF RI AND
MASSACHUSETTS SHOULD BE AWARE THAT A NASTY WINTER STORM IS
EXPECTED LATER TONIGHT WITH HAZARDOUS TRAVEL & 35 TO 45 MPH
NORTHERLY WIND GUSTS BY MON MORNING.

A WINTER STORM WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE POTENTIAL OF ACCUMULATING
SNOW OF 6 OR MORE INCHES IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD.OR 8 OR MORE
INCHES IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD. ANYONE TRAVELING IN THE NEXT 24 TO
36 HRS SHOULD MONITOR LATER FORECASTS & BE PREPARED TO MODIFY
TRAVEL PLANS SHOULD WINTER WEATHER DEVELOP.

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IS ISSUED WHEN SNOW AND/OR ICE IS
FORECAST TO DEVELOP IN THE AFFECTED AREAS.BUT ACCUMULATIONS ARE
EXPECTED TO BE LIGHT. ANY SNOW OR ICE WOULD MAKE DRIVING AND
WALKING DIFFICULT.BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE.ON UNTREATED ROADWAYS
AND SIDEWALKS.  WHEN TEMPS ARE BELOW FREEZING.MOTORISTS
NEED TO BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL ON BRIDGES & OVERPASSES WHERE
SLIPPERY SPOTS CAN EASILY DEVELOP.

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