Saturday, October 29, 2011

Remember when Staples was exciting?

During the last two trips for Staples, I've noticed more empty shelves and a reduced number of things you might actually want to buy. They have plenty of staff on hand, though. Nice people who wander around the store, waiting for you to ask for their help.

"Can I help you?"

"Thanks. I'm looking for small windowed envelopes." I'd seen a box of 500 at Sam's Club. I won't use 500 of these in my lifetime. A box of 25 would be fine.

Both of us looked high and low on the shelves. No small windowed envelopes.

We concluded that both of us could not find the envelops. "You can order them on the web," the sales assistant said. "I can go look it up for you." He motioned to the computer at the end of the aisle.

Indeed, we could order the product online from the store.

Those of you of a certain age, remember the old Sears catalog stores? You could walk in to a storefront where they had Sears catalogs on the counter. You'd look up the item you wanted, pay for the purchase in cash, and have the product delivered to the store or to your home.

Staples is doing something weird here. They have made an effort to put good sales support staff on the floor and then give them nothing to sell.

They used to have a slogan, "Yeah, we've got that." It was a good slogan. It inspired confidence without arrogance.

Time was, we'd go there and buy what we wanted and another armload of stuff that caught our attention -  boxes of pens, a deal on manila folders, a power strip, and a wastebasket to carry home all the stuff that we just bought.

On my last few trips, I've bought less than what I sought and very little on impulse. OK, so we bought yet another 4GB flash drive.

P.S., Staples has the envelopes online, but only in quantities of 500.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Plan ahead for Halloween

[caption id="attachment_2786" align="alignright" width="700" caption="Holden Rite-Aid"]Hallowee n candy display[/caption]

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Wait, isn't science supposed to explain stuff?

ON 31 October, a newborn baby somewhere in the world will become the 7 billionth member of the human race. Dunno where, although, statistically, most likely birthplaces for Baby Billion would be India or China. (अरब बच्चे or 婴儿亿元 , respectively).

There's another reason why this baby would be born in Asia. American women avoid giving birth on Halloween.

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="612" caption="Women defy biology to avoid giving birth on Halloween | Try Nerdy"]Chart - fewer birthdays on Halloween[/caption]

The researchers could only speculate why women would time their births and aim for Valentine's Day, but clench their teeth and everything else to bring forth their babies in early November.

My mother and the mothers of the three other kids, including a set of twins, must have missed that memo. There were four of us in a high school class of 100 with Halloween birthdays.

The pattern of avoiding birthdays around holidays holds into the new year.






















































































































































RankDateRankDay
3641-Jan147-Jul
3622-Jan128-Jul
3563-Jan1822-Jul
3504-Jan1712-Aug
3478-Jan29-Sep
3519-Jan910-Sep
34910-Jan1614-Sep
3481-Apr815-Sep
34613-Apr116-Sep
3614-Jul417-Sep
35531-Oct1018-Sep
35224-Nov1319-Sep
35325-Nov1520-Sep
35726-Nov721-Sep
35827-Nov522-Sep
35928-Nov323-Sep
35423-Dec624-Sep
36324-Dec1125-Sep
36525-Dec1930-Sep
36026-Dec201-Oct

In spite of their avoidance for birthdays near Christmas into the early part of the new year, many will aim for that tax deduction. The middling days between Christmas and New Year's score pretty well compared to other dates in that week.















2630-Dec
4229-Dec
6228-Dec

Data source: How Common Is Your Birthday?

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