Monday, March 16, 2009

Why Holden needs three pharmacy chains

Just a reminder that the good folks of Holden are struggling along, bearing up under great privation, with only two national pharmacy chains (Rite-Aid and CVS) in town. A third, Walgreens, is under construction on Main Street.



Only at Walgreens can you celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and Savior with a 4 ft. Lighted Airblown Inflatable Bunny.



At Rite-Aid, with Altered State nitric oxide supplement, perhaps you can build the muscle that would let you roll away the stone, but the product info doesn't say that it works when you're dead.


Meanwhile, at CVS, you can get an Animated Easter Friend. They're not even calling it a bunny.But, it's animated, so it's got life and life is what Easter's all about, isn't it?

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