Not telling you how to drive

We don't need to be told how to drive and I'm not about to start in on that. Instead, I'll offer just a few ideas that will make winter driving more interesting.

1. I've often wondered why Holden has three national pharmacy chains. This week, I got a partial answer. We need a place where we can get a special deal on stuff that will aid our various states of motion.
   You can get a recliner for those days when you've got nothin'. On better days, hop onto a scooter and get around the neighborhood. And, finally, when you're really ready to inflict your driving on your fellow citizens, pick up a GPS for Dummies.

via walgreens.com
2. Then, strap on your driving bib.
   
   
   
   
   via The J-Walk Blog: Driving Bib
   
   
3. Scrape the windshield just a bit.

via bookofjoe: Police Alert for 'Peephole' Drivers
4. Sequence your genome: Slashdot Science Story | Bad Driving May Have Genetic Basis
   
5. Order your car insurance from Progressive, one of America's pro-homosexual giants: 2010
6. And hit the road:
   
   
   
   
   via Convertible Fail