An ad executive walks into a meeting ...

So, America, whatcha got? How are you going to reclaim your rightful place as the beacon on the hill? How are you going to lead us to a new American century?
Cure cancer? New sources of safe, sustainable energy? Peace on earth? Nope, or at least not yet.
But, your dog can have a snack treat called, and I am not making this up,
Better Than Ears^®.

via Better Than Brands - Better Than Ears® premium healthy dog treats - Products

Be proud, America. Be proud.
And, be sure to let the folks in Legal that we're gonna trademark "Serve when deserved with love, affection and a scratch behind the ears™."