Dept. of Superheroes

While getting ready for the school bus yesterday, Miss Cassie mentioned that a kid at school got a bit confused one day and put his jacket on, over his backpack. The kids called him Jacket-Over-Backpack Man.

Sleep easily, suburbanites. Jacket-Over-Backpack Man has your, um, back.

We can be grateful that we don't have to rely on Arm Fall Off Boy.