Laptops, the next generation

We've heard that tablet computers may overtake laptops in sales by 2015, plus or minus a year. I mentioned this in a conversation the other evening. Everyone over the age of 15 said that they'd have a difficult time working without a regular keyboard.

Fortunately, this be the era of technological bedazzlement, there is no need for which a silly product cannot be invented.

Therefore,  we have jeans with a keyboard woven in the fabric and a USB wireless connection. (Tablet users may need a special adapter. At this point, however, an extra dongle should be the least of your concerns.)

The designers have yet to make manufacturing deals that would allow for mass production.
Let the "mouse in your pocket" jokes begin.