Monday, September 05, 2011

Jobs in suburbia (Labor Day 2011)

This is part of a series of jobs offered or sought on craigslist: worcester

Television Show Casting Mob types (MASS)

Casting 20 Men and Women for a funny Mafia Reality series for TV.
We're casting for the "LEAST LIKELY" people to be in the Mafia, and a few that look the part!
To be considered for the reality television series you must:
1) MAKE A FUNNY MOBSTER NAME
2) Email Mobstercasting at gmail (dot) com a 30 secound to one minute video of yourself acting your part. (no real names please)
3) Tell us why you should be on the show in your own words.
Good Luck!

Be a web cam model on the hottest sites on the internet (Central MA)

International Video Streaming is looking for models to preform on a web cam. Men, women, transsexuals, and couples are all encouraged to apply. Compensation varies on experience, but entry level starts at $72/hour. We can block users from a specific geographic region so your privacy is protected. Work part time, full time, or all the time. All from the comfort of your own home.

Email your name (as it appears on your ID) and date of birth to toptalent@yourteamsite.ws for an application. We look forward to working with you.

Do you believe in life Everything happens for a reason? (Leicester Ma)

Are you a person who believes that everything in life happens for a reason... Do you often wish that your life could get better and better everyday?
I am looking for people with an open mind, people who are willing to do a little to get a lot, to for once look outside the box and embrace a wonderful gift of
Making A Living Living!!! If you are that person and you can spare 20 minutes I would love a chance to meet for coffee... This is not a get rich quick opportunity.
It is a lifestyle opportunity...
Make it a great day!


Paid tranning!!!!!!! (Hudson MA)

LeafGuard of Boston is looking for motivated individuals to introduce our products to new clients.
Requirements:
A qualified candidate will need to be outgoing and have the ability to engage new people in conversation. Walking is required.
Paid training and GREAT bonuses!
Bonus plans have no limit. So, you decide on how much you can earn.
This is an entry level position.
Please contact Mike for the next available interview!!!!
Editor's Note: Urban Dictionary: tranning

Deli/takeout help (Holden)

Fast paced and respected restaurant is looking for help with the deli and salad stations and possibly counter help. Applicants must be clean, organized, and have a willingness to work. Team players are a must if you can't be nice then you are not needed. Some cooking is needed but everything will be explained to the applicant. Not much experience is needed, just the right fit for our team. Email your resume with name and phone number and someone will contact you.
Editor's Note: Emphasis added.

Someone To Tune My VIOLIN (Holden)

I have a violin here. I would appreciate it if someone could tune it. $5 is a good price for 30 seconds of your time. It's a good gig I've got running here... I may even give you a cookie.

2 comments:

Nicole said...

Hey, I could apply for the last job! I'd totally do it depending on the cookie being offered!

Karl Hakkarainen said...

Here's the link: Someone To Tune My VIOLIN. Report what you find, including a review of the cookie.

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