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The US government said it is planning to relax the ban on imported meats which prevents the sale of haggis.
- BBC News - US planning to relax haggis ban

If the Scots made Spam^® from sheep, haggis would be made of the part of the sheep that would be rejected for Spam^®.

The dish is traditionally served with neeps and tatties on Burns night (25 January).

More on the Burns Supper here - Burns Supper - History Feature on the Traditional Burns Supper.

And, for that special effect, it's best to don the traditional festive garb.