So, a guy walks into his boss's office and ...

.. says, "Hey, boss. I got this great idea while I was making my breakfast this morning. It's a piece of tape, see? It tells people how to reseal their big bag of oatmeal. Whaddaya think?"

"Great idea, Vern," says the boss, not looking up from his terminal where he's watching a video.

"Tell the boys in engineering, printing, and manufacturing to get right on it."