And how was work today, Daddy?

So, the guy walks into work and says, "Boss, I got a great idea. Let's change the color of the pull tab on the Alpo cans. Let's make them red."
"Great idea, Kyle. Go for it."
And Kyle went forth and made it so. And all the world rejoiced. And Kyle's children became well-adjusted, well-educated, and, most importantly, well-fed.