Report from where the York is New

I've been sitting in meetings in a small room for two days, with another day to go. Naturally, my attention wanders.

The folks at Microsoft Research have come up with a way for you to read your email while dancing. It could be a happy dance or a stomp on that pointy-haired boss's idiotogram - your choice.

My automated search for a technical documentation job turned up a Supervisor of Housekeeping job in Oakland. "Maintain a high level of cleanliness in assigned areas." Yeah, that has my name on it. And, the job is made more attractive with "Will be exposed to chemicals on a constant basis requiring special clothing or safety equipment."

Sir Paul arrives on PEI to slay the dragons. No, wait, to protect the seals.

When you meet the Buddha, run away.

Dick Cheney wants one of these for Christmas.

When I walked out of the building after our meetings concluded at 7PM, the security guard was already sound asleep in his chair.