Insert your own 'World has gone to the dogs' joke here

OK, now this has passed the point of being silly. Last week, I posted a note about a sign I'd seen while Marley and I were out for a walk in our fair town. Now we learn that Israeli hamlet plans DNA database for dog poop. Maybe someone should remind them that Katyusha rockets might be a more serious threat to the well-being of this village than Caleb's leavings.
We should be grateful, I guess, that Superman doesn't really have a dog.