Wait, you mean that Santa didn't fly an airplane to bring gifts to the Baby Jesus?

The good folks at World Net Daily are on both sides of the war on Christmas. One on flank, they report that the Liberty Counsel has launched its campaign to protect Christmas from the grinches and other censors.

Meanwhile, WND is also promoting a book titled, Shocked by the Bible, which reports that

• "Christmas" is not mentioned in the Bible
• "Three Wise Men" appear nowhere in the Bible, and none are ever mentioned visiting baby Jesus in a Bethlehem manger.
• The practice of decking a tree with silver and gold is actually condemned by God.
• The Bible never specifically mentions the day, month, year or even season Jesus was born. 
  

Sheesh. Next, they'll be telling us that Santa Claus doesn't appear in the Bible at all.