One for Mrs. Meacham

Our high school English teacher, Mrs. Meacham, tried to teach us the basics of grammar. She would have enjoyed the headline on in this morning's Telegram:

It's a fun headline and in the same league as the line attributed to Groucho Marx Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana..

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And, the Dept. of What the Heck?, the Telegram wimps out in the later online versions of the story by changing the headline to something parsable.
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