Scott Adams is reading my cell phone bill

As noted, I recently bought a new cell phone. The price of the phone was based on a $50 rebate. 



I made it past Rebaterus and get the card. I learn that it's a debit card, not a credit card, but when I try to use it, I should call it a credit card. And don't let the restaurant try to add the tip because the card might be rejected.
I haven't tried using the card. Stay tuned.