Crime in suburbia

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Holden

Thursday, August 7

6:15 a.m. Caller regarding toilet making a motoring sound; advised to call plumber

Friday, August 8

10:59 a.m. Caller about parents and problems they cause; just wanted to make police aware
7:40 p.m. Report of barefoot male talking on phone on railroad bridge

Sunday, August 10

4:25 p.m. Walk-in to drop off insect he believes is the one that's been in the news

Paxton

Wednesday, August 6

9:16 p.m. Caller reporting a motor vehicle with a loud exhaust on his street, when asked to describe the motor vehicle the caller stated "it had headlights," caller possibly drunk, Tanglewood Rd.

Thursday, August 7

8:03 a.m. Loose pig, Maple Ave.
11:45 a.m. Injured duck, Pleasantdale Rd.

Sunday, August 10

11:16 a.m. Loose cows, Britney Dr.