Crime in suburbia

From The Landmark Police Notebook (subscription required for web site access):

1:48 p.m. Possible past house break reported, someone went into basement and "smeared poop" on a CD; spoke to parents who advised son home all day and bored

5:13 p.m. Walk-in with complaint about trooper and an incident at gas station; advised not to blow horn unless for safety issue; said she won't buy gas in Holden again