Teh Pope Rulez

Reuters is reporting that the Pope goes digital to better connect with youth. Among other things, the Pope will send daily text messages of inspiration and hope.

It may help His Holiness if he uses a service such as The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator:

Before:

My dear young friends, love the word of God and love the Church, and this will give you access to a treasure of very great value and will teach you how to appreciate its richness.

After:

MAH DEAR U FREINDS LUV DA WORD OF GOD AND LUV DA CHURCH AND THES WIL GIEV U ACES 2 A TR3ASURA OF VERY GREAT VALUA AND WIL T3ACH U HOW 2 APRECIAET ITS RICHNAS!!!!1