Finnish police contain two threats to world peace

We'll let you decide which posed the greater danger:

• Finnish police detain Lambert after bar brawl - Boston.com
  Finnish police say they detained Adam Lambert after he assaulted people who tried to break up a fight between the former "American Idol" star and his boyfriend in downtown Helsinki.


• BBC News - Finland 'finds Patriot missiles' on China-bound ship
  The Finnish authorities have impounded an Isle of Man-flagged ship bound for China with undeclared missiles and explosives, officials say.
  More from the Helsingin Sanomat: Missiles and explosives found in ship in Kotka