Is that a ... in your pocket? Oh. It is. Well, have a seat, friend.

Some of us don't need reasons to stay out of bars, but here's one more, just in case one is in Arizona.
Guns allowed in Arizona bars starting Wednesday.

Interestingly, you can carry a concealed weapon, but you can't openly carry a gun. Guess we won't be seeing Cassidy Nicosia making the trek to Arizona any time soon.