On age, privileges, and wait, what?

• Scott Adams writes in his blog: Once you reach the age of 80, a new set of legal rights should kick in. Specifically, you should be able to imbibe any drug you want, and you should have the right to doctor-assisted euthanasia. 
• So, don't forget your hat.
  
• In the meantime, however, Enjoy Senior Discounts While They Last.
• Of course, college students are still getting their discount action, 
• Remember, however, that if you try to get a discount from AT&T, they'll charge you for it.
• Finally, I guess, research is showing that "older adults find it difficult to concentrate in busy environments and filter out irrelevant information." Which is the perfect set of attributes for a blogger.