They ought to charge $1K to get into the room, $2K to get

Joe the Plumber is campaigning for Steve Lonegan (NJ) Gubernatorial Campaign.
For a thousand bucks, you can have a private meeting with Joe (aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, which is an anagram for We Amaze Bush Cruller) the Plumber.
A licensed plumber charges more than that, but you'd be guaranteed to have less humanure than when you started.