Suburban trash report

When Marley and I go for a walk around town, I try to pick up some of the trash along the side of the road, in part to make our town look better and also to see the kind of stuff people are throwing away. Kind of an anthropologist crossed with a trash collector.
Today's report:

• The folks in Holden are apparently doing ok financially. I found more Starbucks coffee cups than Dunkin' Donuts cups. I also found just one lottery ticket.
  
• Our litterers have good teeth. On more than a few occasions, I've found a Plackeron the roadside. They've always been the MicroMint.
  

Yes, I probably could use a hobby.